Saturday, 16 December 2006

16th december 2006 "D Day"

Well, all my careful planning, practising, and perfecting comes down to this.

The play is tomorrow. "A Christmas Wish" will be on stage for the irst time tomorrow at 7:00pm. I'd like to give a full cast list.

Wayne: Andrew Versfeld
Older Wayne: Jon calder
Lewis: Sam Moyo
Melissa: Deborah Calder
Elizbeth: Fulata Moyo
Liz: Claire James
Samantha: Claire James
Mom: Fiona Mathison
Doctor: Marie Mathison
Narrater: Dave Versfeld

The Crew include

Lighting: Marie Mathison
Sound: Rob Calder

I'm am trying o organize a video camera for the production. Then I can have a recorded version of the play. Please wish me luck. I hope that all will go well. I have an excellent cast, who have been enthusiastic the whole way through. The audience could be anything from 15 to 100. I probably won't post again until the day after tomorrow, because i'm gonna be so tired. So, I'll see you then. Maybe at a later stage I'll post the script here. In the mean time if you want to see it, please email me.

Thursday, 14 December 2006

You know you're in trouble when...

... Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.

... You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

... The little league puts you on waivers.

... Your suggestion box starts ticking.

... Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.

... You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.

... You see the captain running toward the railing wearing a life jacket.

... They pay your wages out of petty cash.

... The moths in your money belt starve to death.

... You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you've ever had.

... You tell the barber what you think about his prices before you get your haircut.

... Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the vacation budget.

... The simple instructions enclosed aren't.

... People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.

... Your wife starts charging you rent.

... A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

... You take an assertiveness training course and you're afraid to tell your wife.

... The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

... Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.

... There are two elephants, two giraffes, and two zebras in your yard and your next door neighbor is building an arc.

... The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.

... The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never comes out.

... A copy of your birth certificate comes in the mail marked null and void.

Tuesday, 12 December 2006

The Dagger Of Laogafna

The Dagger Of Laogafna

No one knows when it was made, but what we do know is that it was made a very long time ago.This story starts back in 67BC. A man found a dagger lying in a river. The blade was silver andvery shiny. The handle looked like gold, and was encrusted with small jewels and gems. Thedagger was, 30cm long. The man, a pauper, picked it up. Its worth was immediatly noticable. Themans name was Laogafna, thus the name of the dagger. For a reason that we will never know,the man did not sell it. Instead he began to use it. He found that it could cut through,absolutly anything. It sliced through wood, rocks, bronze and even iron, as if they werebutter. No matter what he used it for, it never lost its incredible sharpness or its shine forthat matter. The man only kept the dagger for six months, because he died mysteriously. He wassearching the river like he always did, when his heart abruptly stopped beating. He died aquick death. His son kept the dagger for six months, then died in the same way. We do not knowwhat happened to the dagger between 66BC and 44BC, but in 44BC it found a new owner. That ofJulius Caesar. Those of you that learned about the roman empire in school, will know thatJulius Caesar died in 44BC. Is it any coincedence that he found the dagger exactly six months,before he died.

The dagger claimed lots of victoms. Some how though, it still remained fairly unknown. The deathswere always six months after the owner touched the dagger, so no connection was ever made betweenthe death and the dagger. Then, in 1821, it claimed the life of a much more famous person.

Napoleon, as it was discovered, found the dagger exactly six months before he died.
Since 1880, its existence becomes blurred. Alleged sightings began to arise, but none were everconcrete. Even today, on the odd occasion, an alleged sighting will rise out of the works. Sowhat do we actualy know about the dagger. Well, for one, the handle i not, as it was origonallythought, constructed of gold. Nor was the blade made of silver. It is still unknown how it wasactually made. Fact is, we'll probably never find out. I wouldn't want to run any tests on it.By the way, it is said that the dagger carries an enscription on its blade. 'Letum volo evenio mox'.After hours of studying, we found that the enscription was an old form of latin. Roughlytranslated it means 'Death will come soon'.

Friday, 08 December 2006

8th december 2006 "The Play"

The question that everyone's been asking me for the past two weeks. The answer unfortunatly still has an 'if' in it. But its better to start with the question isn't it.

Question: Is the play actually still on? If so, when exactly is it?

Answer: IF, I have a complete cast at the next three practises, then yes.
IF, it is actually on, it will be on Sunday the 17th of December, at night.

So there you have it. if only it were that simple. I have to give an answer to the pastor by sunday morning, so that it can be announced in church. After all, you can't announce it on the morning before the play. Now, the next practise is on Tuesday. So the obvious question is, how can I give an answer like that, when i have to tell pastor before the next practise. Well, thats what makes this complicated. I am still confident that the play will go ahead. So, having said that, wish me luck.

P.S Just in case my pastor happens to be reading this, I will have an answer for you... probably saturday evening.

Sunday, 03 December 2006

3rd december 2006 'Goals Update'

I said I keep you updated with my goals so, here goes.

1. I have got my learners licence, and I am busy learning how to drive. Not as easy as I thought it would be.

2 I have started my business. Which reminds me I must put another advert in the paper.

3. I still have to get my A+

4. (New Goal) I will present 'A christmas wish' before christmas this year to my church. Due to time constraints, and other complications, its been difficult. Basically, I left casting till way to late. But, now that I finally have a complete cast, I feel confident that I can put present a sound performance. Wish me luck

Friday, 01 December 2006

1st december 2006 "My Play"

My Play is entitled 'A Christmas Wish'.
Its about a boy who realises that life is not as simple as he thought. He realises that God had a plan fr him before he was even born. The story follows the life of Wayne (Andrew Versfeld), who is visited by an angel named Lewis (Sam Moyo). Directing and acting in a play at the same time is not as easy as I first thought. You have to be able to watch the action intently to direct it. You have to be able to put what you've imagined on to stage. Other cast include:

Melissa: Deborah Calder
Older Wayne: Jon Calder
ELizabeth: Fulata Moyo
Samantha: Claire James
Mother: Fiona Mathison
Doctor: Marie Mathison